foodchewer:

don’t disappoint your dogs

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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kumagawa:

accidentally stepping on your pet’s foot

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do-love-make-art:

Why can’t I gain followers instead of gaining weight?

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anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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